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The Rules- Part 251. When saying something is not ready, 'PENDING, BITCHES' is not how to do so.
52. I can't hate on other for doing something I do.
53. Pooping on trolls in Fly Like a Bird while being immortal is awesome to everyone who hates trolls.
54. 'S'up, Brobama' is not how to address people.
55. Putting 'bro' in front of everything does not make it broawesome.
56. The world will not end if I run out of Dr. Pepper.
57. I will have Coke-a-Cola to fall back on.
58. If I run out of both, however, be prepared for the apocalypse.
59. Don't point out the number 69 to my mother and friends whenever I see it.
60. Even if they laugh their asses of when I do.
61. Stop reading books in less than 9 hours. It scares people.
62. The fuckyou frog is not God.
63. And probably didn't want me to make it a model.
64. This number does not represent 69, no matter how much I think it does.
65. Don't answer 'God' to every question.
66. Even though I answered 'God' and got a literature question right.
67. 7 does not l
The RulesI blame RebelStarwarrior.
1. Just because it's a nerdy cartoon guy, doesn't mean I have to obsess over him.
2. Same goes for anime.
3. Really really big, round, thick-rimmed glasses can only be pulled off by the most skilled of people.
4. Nerds being those kind of people.
5. Probably not me, and I should not assume I would look good in them.
6. Now don't go out and force your mom to buy you some.
7. Poindexter is not a cute name to more than twenty-or-so people, stop thinking everyone thinks it's awesome.
8. Sidney does not sound like a girls name to anyone but me.
9. Don't tell someone named Sidney his name sounds like a girls name.
10. Nerds aren't supposed to be sexy.
11. The number 16 isn't special.
12. But the numbers 34 and 69 are.
13. This is not your lucky number, stop saying it is.
14. Don't bitch someone out when they say black/white/grey is a color when it's really a shade.
15. Skittles don't actually taste like a rainbow.
16. See rule number 11.
17. Double rainbow
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